So I said, "Well ... if you go put on some different clothes and let me take your picture the way I want to, I'll let you have five treats." (that means five little bitty pieces of candy)
Then he said, "Oh forget it Mom ... you're just not worth it!" Then off he hopped and ran off to his world of Camo, farming and a dog named Gus! (that means he'll sneak in the house and get the candy anyway)
So .. I'M NOT WORTH IT?!!