Toot-Toot

This morning in church Jay leaned over and whispered in my ear.  He had a really shy look on his face and he was getting ready to say something that he thought was a bad word.

He said to me (talking about the minister), "He said a bad word."

Me:  what did he say?
Jay:  he said .... "substitute."

I was baffled and said, "that isn't a bad word."

Then Jay said, "yes it is ... he said "toot" in church."

Awww, I least I know he was listening!