This morning in church Jay leaned over and whispered in my ear. He had a really shy look on his face and he was getting ready to say something that he thought was a bad word.
He said to me (talking about the minister), "He said a bad word."
Me: what did he say?
Jay: he said .... "substitute."
I was baffled and said, "that isn't a bad word."
Then Jay said, "yes it is ... he said "toot" in church."
Awww, I least I know he was listening!